MacMiqa

Note: First This does not necessarily refer to me in anyway

You won't understand this if you have poor English skills or a far-off sense of humour.

*This gives reason to Question why you're called Lazy.
 Also gives a reasonable explanation why Lazy people shouldn't be called Lazy...Call them Selective Participants and energy Reservers...They actually have reasons for doing the things they do...In my defence on their behalf

This also doesn't all refer to Lazy people but to people who do unnecessary things without reason for doing them.


*Add "that doesn't mean I'm lazy" to the end of each sentence so it makes more sense to you.

I'm not even Lazy!

I mean I purposely ignore and cut calls every or most times because I don't feel like talking also so I can resume doing something completely useless
(for all I know, picking one persons call could save a life)...That doesn't mean I'm lazy.

I mean I keep my dirty laundry in my wardrobe and plan everyday to get them done that day.

I mean I don't talk much because I get tired  (and people think I'm rude) and besides someone else can always keep the conversation going (*for me)..

I mean I don't join in group or team work because the Job always gets done and I can still take credit for it...

I mean I don't attend parties because I'd have to stand all through and hail or be bubbly for a person I'm not even friend's with.

I mean I don't wear makeup because I look pretty without it ,besides I can't reach my Mascara and make-up purse under my bed.

I mean I don't like babies because they're babies and they require 24/7 attention and I rather watch Tv 24/7.

I mean I hired a body guard because I need protection, besides I'd need someone to carry me home when I'm drunk.

I mean I love buying new clothes because new trends come out all the time and I gotta have it, besides I can't do laundry.

I mean I love buying new houses because they're always better and bigger than the last one , besides there's a mold on the kitchen floor  and dust on the Carpet and I can't and don't want to clean it.

I mean I don't play any sports because I'm a cheerleader besides my team always wins and I can claim the trophy and the fact that I participated.
(*For all they know, I was playing along side the athletes meanwhile I was on the bench eating an unhealthy Mac, not breaking a sweat to hail my team)

So why do people keep calling me Lazy?